sorry, i'm getting there...

Something to tide you over while I try to get my ass in gear on this countdown...
I was recently introduced to www.mcsweenyes.net
beautiful website
most of all the links to the Lists:
here's my recent favourite...


Strange
Compliments I've
Received Because
I'm Not Very
Attractive.

BY KATE SULLIVAN

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"The whites of your eyes are really white."

"And your thighs are so soft."

"And the sound they make when they rub together is really pleasant—like one of those rainstorm/ocean-sound tapes."

"And when you stand up they are half the size they are when you're sitting down."

"Your nose is right in the center of your face."

"Your feet are a perfectly medium length."

"Their extra width must give you really great balance."