Sunday, October 30, 2005

i keep getting called 'Ned'...

as in flanders. as in the simpsons. great. BUT i will say this: two of the greatest things I've ever heard:

"Snakes, nature's quitters" ok. that might not be sooo good but this, this my friend was worth writing down:

Homer: "Marge, Quick, I need to do a good deed before I can get into heaven"
Marge: "Well, I have a whole list of chores you can you...weed the garden, paint the garage..."
Homer:[interrupts]"Whoa whoa Marge, I'm just tryin' to get in I'm not running for Jesus."

who writes this stuff? so nostalgic for me...

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