fun with bon & cal

Yesterday, I realized that when I get asked "so, how's married life?" I feel a little like a squirrel shitting pine-cones: not quite sure what to do. Today I realized that I have an answer. For Caleb and I, married life has so far been things like this:

Bonnie: "you know when places have those big hand drying towels in the bathroom that go around in a loop?"

Caleb: "yea"

Bonnie: "I always feel like I'm drying my hands on some guys underpants."

Caleb: "...well..you might be."

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(Bonnie & Caleb are trying to cross a busy street...on foot)

Bonnie: "whoa, I really double clutched it there."

Caleb rolls his eyes: "yes you did..do you think you're going to make it?"

Bonnie: "Hey, if I'm an idiot and you married me, what does that make you?"

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(bonnie & Caleb are walking to the grocery store, arm in arm)

Bonnie: (finishes pretending to be blind) "hey, wait, I'm going to pretend to be more things." (followed by staring straight ahead and not saying anything...that is, pretending to be deaf.)

Caleb: "I'm going to *#(@! and *#*% into @*(&#@ "

Bonnie: "Are you pretending to have Tourette Syndrome?"

Caleb: "No, I'm pretending you're deaf."